Sunday, April 13, 2008
Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Baniya AD
Baniya gave matrimonial ad for his daughter, working at a call centre:"Wanted a suitable match for Chandigarh's highest paid call girl"
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Girl: Xcuse me brother, that's my seat.Boy: OK! But I'm not ur brother, my father never f#*ked ur mom.Girl: True, but my father did ! :)
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WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
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Patient: Nurse, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.Nurse: Have you seen a doctor?Patient: No, just spots.
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Few More Funny SMS 4 U : (1) why confused ? (2) really escaped (3) Co shower of Songs (4) Dramatic Lalu (5) Clean Breath for Love (6) Same service.. (7) Convenience of Nano (8) Buck stops at you (9) Apologetic Ex
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Girl: Xcuse me brother, that's my seat.Boy: OK! But I'm not ur brother, my father never f#*ked ur mom.Girl: True, but my father did ! :)
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WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
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Patient: Nurse, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.Nurse: Have you seen a doctor?Patient: No, just spots.
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Few More Funny SMS 4 U : (1) why confused ? (2) really escaped (3) Co shower of Songs (4) Dramatic Lalu (5) Clean Breath for Love (6) Same service.. (7) Convenience of Nano (8) Buck stops at you (9) Apologetic Ex
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