ayman
Sunday, October 30, 2011
Monday, October 24, 2011
A woman was sitting.. (Joke)
A woman was sitting.. (Joke)

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.
This seasoned yet playful heartthrob noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As any man would.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...
on one condition..."
Flabbergasted but intrigued, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply and passionately into his eyes, barely concealing her anticipation and excitement, and slowly and meaningfully said....
"Clean my house..." :)
ayman

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.
This seasoned yet playful heartthrob noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As any man would.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...
on one condition..."
Flabbergasted but intrigued, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply and passionately into his eyes, barely concealing her anticipation and excitement, and slowly and meaningfully said....
"Clean my house..." :)
ayman
Thursday, October 20, 2011
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
Monday, October 10, 2011
الروسية أنا كورنيكوفا تعرض جسدها المثالي وتستحق لقب الاكثر اثارة
عرضت لاعبة التنس الروسية أنا كورنيكوفا جسدها المثالي الذي لا يشوبه شائبة في العدد الجديد من مجلة وتحدثت انا عن دورها في برنامج وقالت انها تعاملت مع افضل الغذائيين والمدربين حول العالم فهي تعرف الكثير وتحب مساعدة وارشاد الاخرين.
وفي سياق اخر قالت "انا" انها لا تفكر بالزواج من أنريكي إغليسياس لانها تؤمن بالارتباط والثقة ببعضهما البعض والانفتاح والتكامل.
اما عن فكرة الانجاب قالت انها ترغب ان تكون اما سواء لطفل منها او بالتبني فهي تحب ان تهتم بالاخرين.
يشار الى ان انا حصلت على لقب أجمل نساء عالم الرياضة وأكثرهن اثارة.
وفي سياق اخر قالت "انا" انها لا تفكر بالزواج من أنريكي إغليسياس لانها تؤمن بالارتباط والثقة ببعضهما البعض والانفتاح والتكامل.
اما عن فكرة الانجاب قالت انها ترغب ان تكون اما سواء لطفل منها او بالتبني فهي تحب ان تهتم بالاخرين.
يشار الى ان انا حصلت على لقب أجمل نساء عالم الرياضة وأكثرهن اثارة.
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Saturday, October 8, 2011
Thursday, October 6, 2011
"JUST DRINK-DON'T DRIVE"
Finally it has happened..
BEER is now cheaper than PETROL
Now there will be a new slogan..
"JUST DRINK-DON'T DRIVE"
ayman
Friday, September 23, 2011
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
E-MAIL FROM AN ARAB STUDENT TO HIS DAD
AN ARAB STUDENT An Arab student sends an e-mail to his dad, saying: Dear Dad Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train. Your son, Nasser ********************** The next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail From his dad: My dear loving son Twenty million US Dollar has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us. Go and get yourself a train too.  ********************** |
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Raat ki khamoshi ( Heart Break Indian SMS )
| Raat ki khamoshi ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... |
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