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Sunday, April 28, 2013

فضيحة جديدة لهيفاء وهبي و صور فاضحة بفستان عاري

انتشرت صور فاضحة للنجمة هيفاء وهبي و هى في اقذر الاوضاع المخلة في احد الحفلات الليلية و هى ترتدي فستان قصير جدا



يكشف ما بداخله و تقبيل احد رجال الاعمال لها بشوانية يشعل الفيس بوك عليها وسط تعليقات مستنكرة كونها مغنية من الاساس
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Thursday, March 22, 2012

كيم كارداشيان من سروال رياضي الى ممزق:انا مازلت متزوجة ولن اتبنى

التقطت عدسات المصورين نجمة المجتمع كيم كارداشان وهي تتجول بولاية لوس أنجلوس بسروال جينز ابيض ممزق مع قميص

بعد فيلم اباحي مع كيم كارداشيان .. راي جي لديه فيلم مع ويتني هيوستن


 
المغني راي جي هو سبب شهرة نجمة المجتمع كيم كارداشيان بسبب الفيديو الايباحي الذي يجمعهما، فهل يكون هو مدمر شهرة ويتني هيوستن؟
هذا ما تقوم حاليا عائلة ويتني هيوستن بتجنبه ، حيث نشرت بعض التقارير وجود افلام كثيرة تجمع المغني الشاب راي جي مع حبيبته السابقة ويتني هيوستن كما لديه الكثير من الصور المثيرة لها.
فقامت العائلة بترجي راي جي ان يقوم بالتخلص من هذه الاشرطة او تسليمها للعائلة حتى لا تتدمر سمعتها بعد وفاتها حسب ما نقلت مجلة ستار
في المقابل خرج المتحدث الرسمي باسم راي جي ونفى كل هذه الاشاعات.

Sunday, March 18, 2012

Malaysia elects privileges capitalist as president


Joachim Gauck is the winner election by huge greater part in first circular, getting 991 ballots against 126 for his primary competing.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

فزورة : واحد جاتله فاتورة التليفون 450 جنية

فزورة:
واحد جاتله فاتورة التليفون 450 جنية
استلف من أمه 250 ومن أبوه 250 ليصبح مجموع الملبغ معه 500 جنية.
دفع الفاتورة واتبقى معاه 50 جنية, دفع 10 جنية لأمه و10 جنية لأبوه.
يتبقى معاه 30 جنية ,, ويبقى المفروض يسدده 240 جنية لأمه و240 لأبوه.
يصبح المجموع 480 جنية .. + 30 جنية = 510 جنية.
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حد يعرف ازاي؟
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Monday, November 21, 2011

Some Useful Infos for your Home

 
 
Take your banana apart when Take banana apart when you get home from the sin order tore.
 
If you let them plugged in at the stem, they ripen faster.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Sin order tore your opened chunks of cheese in aluminum foil.
 
It will remain fresh much longer and not mould!
 
 
 
Peppers with 3 bumps on the botin order tom are sweeter and better for eating.
 
Peppers with 4 bumps on the botin order tom are firmer and better for cooking.
 
 
 
In order to really make scrambled eggs or omelets rich add a couple of
 
Spoonfuls of sour cream, cream cheese, or heavy cream; then beat them.
 
 
 
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Add garlic immediately in order to a recipe if you want a light taste
 
Of garlic and at the end of the recipe if your want a stronger taste of garlic.
 
 
 
 
 
Reheat Pizza
 
 
 
Heat lefin order tover pizza in a nonstick skillet on in order top of the sin order tove; set heat in order to med-low
 
And heat till warm. This keeps the crust crispy. No soggy micro pizza. I saw this on the food channel and it really works.
 
 
 
 
Easy Deviled Eggs
 
 
 
Put cooked egg yolks in a zip lock bag. Seal; mash till they are all broken up Add remainder of ingredients, reseal, keep mashing it up mixing thoroughly, cut the tip of the baggy; squeeze mixture inin order to egg. Just throw bag away when done - easy clean up.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Reheating refrigerated bread
 
 
 
In order to warm biscuits, pancakes, or muffins that were refrigerated, place them in
 
A microwave next in order to a cup of water. The increased moisture will keep the food Moist and help it reheat faster.
 
 
 
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Newspaper weeds away
 
 
 
Start putting in order torn newspaper in your plants, work the nutrients in your soil. Wet newspapers,
 
Put layers around the plants, overlapping as you go; cover with mulch and forget about weeds. Weeds will get through some gardening plastic; they will not get through wet newspapers.
 
 
 
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Broken Glass
 
 
 
Use a wet cotin order ton ball or Q-tip in order to pick up the small shards of glass you can't see easily.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Flexible vacuum
 
 
 
In order to get something out of a heat register or under the fridge add an empty paper in order towel roll or empty gift wrap roll in order to your vacuum. It can be bent or flattened in order to get in narrow openings.
 
 
 
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Reducing Static Cling
 
 
 
Pin a small safety pin in order to the seam of your slip and you will not have a clingy skirt or dress. Same thing works with slacks that cling when wearing panty hose. Place pin in seam of slacks and ... At DA! ... Static is gone.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Measuring Cups
 
 
 
Before you pour sticky substances inin order to a measuring cup, fill with hot water.
 
 
 
Dump out the hot water, but don't dry cup. Next, add your ingredient (peanut butter, honey, etc.) and watch how easily it comes right out. ?
 
 
 
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Foggy Windshield?
 
 
 
Hate foggy windshields? Buy a chalkboard eraser and keep it in the glove box of your car When the windows fog, rub with the eraser! Works better than a cloth!
 
 
 
 
 
Reopening envelope
 
 
 
If you seal an envelope and then realize you forgot in order to include something inside,
 
 
 
Just place your sealed envelope in the freezer for an hour or two. Viola! It unseals easily.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Conditioner
 
 
 
Use your hair conditioner in order to shave your legs. It's cheaper than shaving cream and leaves your legs really smooth. It's also a great way in order to use up the conditioner you bought but didn't like when you tried it in your hair.
 
 
 
 
Goodbye Fruit Flies
 
 
 
In order to get rid of pesky fruit flies, take a small glass, fill it 1/2 with Apple Cider Vinegar
 
And 2 drops of dish washing liquid; mix well. You will find those flies drawn in order to the cup and gone forever!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Get Rid of Ants
 
 
 
Put small piles of cornmeal where you see ants. They eat it, take it 'home,' can't digest it so it kills them. It may take a week or so, especially if it rains, but it works and you don't have the worry about pets or small children being harmed!

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

100 Cool Things About Being A Man not ( Guys are Best )



1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
3. You know stuff about tanks.
 4. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.
5. Monday Night Football.
 6. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.
7. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
 8. You can open all of your own jars.
 9. Old friends don't give a crap whether you've lost or gained weight.
10. Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind.
11. When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall at every shot of somebody crying.
12. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
13. All your orgasms are real.
14. A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.
15. Guy in hockey masks don't attack you ... unless you're playing hockey.
16. You don't have to lug a bag full of stuff around everywhere you go.
17. You understand why the movie "Stripes" is funny.
18. You can go to the bathroom without a support group.
19. Your last name stays put.
20. You can leave the hotel bed unmade.
21. When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.
22. You can kill your own food.
23. The garage is all yours.
24. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
25. You see the humor in "Terms of Endearment."
26. Nobody secretly wonders whether you swallow.
27. You never have to clean a toilet.
28. You can be showered and ready to go in 10 minutes.
29. Sex means never worrying about your reputation.
30. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
31. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
32. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
33. The National College Cheerleading Championship
34. None of your coworkers has the power to make you cry.
35. You don't have to shave below your neck.
36. You don't have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night.
37. If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices.
38. You can write your name in the snow.
39. You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest.
40. Everything on your face gets to stay its original color.
 41. Chocolate is just another snack.
42. You can be president.
 43. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
44. Flowers fix everything.
 45. You never have to worry about other people's feelings.
 46. You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours.
 47. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
48. Three pairs of shoes is more than enough.
49. You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
50. You can say anything and not worry about what people think.
51. Foreplay is optional.
52. Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe.
53. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room.
54. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day. 55. You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader's coming by.
56. You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.
57. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
58. You don't give a rat's butt if anyone notices your new haircut.
 59. You can quietly watch a game with you buddy for hours without ever thinking, "He must be mad at me."
60. The world is your urinal.
61. You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover's about to leave you.
62. You get to jump up and slap stuff.
63. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
64. One mood, all the time.
65. You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.
66. You never have to drive on to another gas station because "this one's just too gross."
67. You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.
68. You can sit with you knees apart no matter what you're wearing.
69. Same work...more pay!
70. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
71. You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.
72. Wedding dress: $2,000; tuxedo rental: $75.
73. You don't care if someone's talking about you behind your back.
74. With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the Earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory.
75. You don't mooch off of other's desserts. 76. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
77. The remote control is yours and yours alone.
78. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
79. ESPN's SportsCenter.
80. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
81. Bachelor parties whomp ass over bridal showers.
82. You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.
83. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
84. You needn't pretend you're "Freshening up" to go to the bathroom.
85. If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your other friends you've changed.
86. Someday you'll be a dirty old man.
87. You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "Screw it."
88. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong buddies.
89. Princess Di's death was just another obituary.
90. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
91. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in the mood.
92. You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.
93. If something mechanical doesn't work, you can bash it with a hammer or throw it across the room.
94. New shoes don't blister, cut, and mangle your feet.
95. Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.
96. You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.
97. Not liking a person won't stop you from having great sex with them.
98. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So...notice anything different?"
99. Baywatch
100. There's always a game on somewhere.
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Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Highest tennis court in the world.by images .

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Monday, October 24, 2011

A woman was sitting.. (Joke)

A woman was sitting.. (Joke)





A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.


This seasoned yet playful heartthrob noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As any man would.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...


on one condition..."


Flabbergasted but intrigued, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."


The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply and passionately into his eyes, barely concealing her anticipation and excitement, and slowly and meaningfully said....


"Clean my house..." :)
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