A student In a interview:How does an electric motor run?
Student:dhuurrrr
Interviewer shouts: stop it.
Student: dhurr dhp dp dup dup.
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- There is always a "DRIVE SLOW" board near boy's schools, but not near girl's college.
Why?- COZ vehicles automatically go slow.
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One day you'll be surprised to see ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,U & ME crying,U & ME dreaming,U & ME holding on,
U & ME…Just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
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A lady at the far end of the bar waves her arm in the air to get the attention of the waiter and by doing that,
exposes her hairy armpit.
Down the other end of the bar is a very drunk man who says "Hey, get the ballerina a drink would you."
"How do you know she's a ballerina?"
"Well, no one else would get their leg up that high."
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